OptimusTom's Rants

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cancereater:

Mean Girls era Lindsey has to be my #1 celebrity crush.

/agree

cancereater:

Mean Girls era Lindsey has to be my #1 celebrity crush.

/agree

steveargyle:

Glissa, the Quizznach… kwizich… cuisash…  whatever, the wormrider.

steveargyle:

Glissa, the Quizznach… kwizich… cuisash…  whatever, the wormrider.

If she really drinks Guinness, I think I’m even more in love

If she really drinks Guinness, I think I’m even more in love

(Source: ahyoungs, via cancereater)

rurouniidoru:

hossjaeger:

Christmas is a pantheist holiday, man.
I’d start calling it Saturnalia, but the god Saturn was kind of a dick.

And this is why I tell people I celebrate Xmas, as opposed to Christmas. Jesus isn’t the only one invited to my party, man. (Although he’s certainly welcome but I don’t have any money for gold and frankincense and myrrh are hard to come by these days, so he’ll have to settle for a gift card or something.)

rurouniidoru:

hossjaeger:

Christmas is a pantheist holiday, man.

I’d start calling it Saturnalia, but the god Saturn was kind of a dick.

And this is why I tell people I celebrate Xmas, as opposed to Christmas. Jesus isn’t the only one invited to my party, man. (Although he’s certainly welcome but I don’t have any money for gold and frankincense and myrrh are hard to come by these days, so he’ll have to settle for a gift card or something.)

(Source: nonplussedbyreligion, via therestlessdead)